Thursday, December 10, 2009

Define: "New."

Since my iPod got run over a few months ago, my listening habits have changed drastically.  First and foremost, I've been listening to the radio while driving.  I hate most of the music on commercial radio these days, but I've found a few acceptable stations in the Boston area: WZLX has some reliable (though tired) classic rock, and WXRV is varied enough, though not what it used to be.  Mainly I'm on WERS, operated by Emerson College.  It's non-commercial, it features new and independent music, and heck, I even like their news.  It's my favorite station by a long shot; where else am I going to hear Florence + the Machine followed by Ray Charles?  However, it has two noticeable shortcomings:

1.  Anything that's not their daytime programming.  On weekdays at 7 pm, they switch over to reggae, then hip-hop at some point.  On weekends they do a cappella and children's programming.  Which is fine, I guess.  I understand that there's probably nobody else who's going to play a block of reggae music, and people like hip-hop at night.  But at 7, I'm all of a sudden stuck with two music options.  And NPR.

2.  This is hardly specific to WERS, but I think it's fairly prevalent with the deejays there: they're overly broad with describing their music as "new."  As in, "and that was the new one from A Fine Frenzy, 'Blow Away!'" despite the fact that the album it's on, Bomb in a Birdcage, was released in August, almost four months ago.  I hear this often.  I get excited for new stuff from artists, and when I hear a promo for "the new one from Andrew Bird" and I hear "Oh No" from January, I'm disappointed.


I submit that the cutoff for "new music" should be six weeks from the release date of the album.  After that, I guess it can still be "the newest" from whomever, but please, stop getting my hopes up.


And in a side note, everybody please stop referring to Phoenix as a "new band."  They've been putting out great music for almost 10 years, people.


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Lookin' for my streetcorner girl

Top 3 songs about being in love with a prostitute:

1.  Led Zeppelin - Hey Hey What Can I Do


2.  Steely Dan - Pearl of the Quarter


3. The Police - Roxanne


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Top 3 Pop Songs

... about the difficulty in writing a pop song!

1. Bruce Springstreen - Dancing in the Dark


2. David Byrne & Brian Eno - Strange Overtones


3. Mika - Grace Kelly

Thursday, October 01, 2009

List! Top 3 Songs that Mention Grand Street

Grand Street, New York, NY

1. Tom Waits - I Don't Wanna Grow Up


2. Matt & Kim - Daylight


3. Bob Dylan - Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again

Saturday, August 15, 2009

List #4: Hometown Edition

Top 5 Songs Musical Works with References to Massachusetts Geography:

1. Ra Ra Riot - St. Peter's Day Festival
If I go to Gloucester you know I will
Wait there for you
The Rhumb Line is waiting there too
You know it's worth the nights we wait there
It all falls apart, apart


It should be noted that The Rhumb Line is a bar in Gloucester.
2. Vampire Weekend - Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
Only in the title, but another song on the album, "Walcott," is far more explicit:

Walcott
The Bottleneck
Is a shit-show
Hyannisport
Is a ghetto
Out of Cape Cod tonight


3. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear's newest album. Veckatimest is a tiny island in Gosnold, part of the Elizabeth Islands.

4. Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Bridges, Squares
As I walked to Kendall Square
And crossed the river basin there
The Charles was black, the sky was blue
The view was old, the bridge was new


The Charles River separates Boston and Cambridge. Kendall Square is in Cambridge, and he's probably going over the Longfellow Bridge.
5. The Modern Lovers - Roadrunner
I'm in love with modern moonlight

128 when it's dark outside

I'm in love with Massachusetts

I'm in love with the radio on


Route 128 is what the locals call I-95. I-95 is something that comes up from Noo Yawk. This song also references Stop&Shop, which was pretty much the only supermarket in Massachusetts in 1976.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

NEW FEATURE: Lists

When the muse strikes, I shall make a list.

List #1: My Favorite Songs About Crossdressing

1. Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side
2. The Kinks - Lola
3. Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like a Lady